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FILM REVIEW: PREDATOR – BADLANDS (12A) ESP RATING: 4/5
Despite potential fears that ‘dumbing down’ Predator from its more accustomed bloodier rating of ‘15’ to ‘12A’ would impact the series – it couldn’t be further from the truth. Director Dan Trachtenberg follows up his highly-acclaimed direct-to-streaming entry with the Native American-set Prey, to provide something just as spectacular – in a completely different way. This is without doubt looking to the future by giving the franchise a ‘broader’ appeal. And it works. In fact,
Gavin Miller
4 days ago3 min read


FILM REVIEW: GABBY’S DOLLHOUSE – THE MOVIE (U)ESP RATING: 4/5
Pure joy for kids – and surprisingly delightful for adults too! When I asked Gav if I could review Gabby’s Dollhouse, he didn’t exactly put up much of a fight when allowing me to do so! As a middle-aged man, I’m certainly not the target demographic, but my seven-year-old son really wanted to watch it, and erm... we did. And I must be honest when I say that... I became fully immersed in the experience. The film stars Laila Lockhart Kraner, reprising her role as Gabby (as from

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Nov 42 min read


FILM REVIEW: YOUR HOST ESP RATING: 4/5
Props to my cousin’s son, Joey Miller, for churning out some distinctively bloody ingenuity for the horror genre. Having hit acclaimed streaming services such as Apple TV and Google Play (to rent or buy) in the past week, the Eye-based writer had his script picked up, and tackled by director DW Medoff (2023’s Pollen). But most importantly, was the stellar signing of Hollywood star Jackie Early Haley – who had already cut his teeth in the horror playground by portraying the ic
Gavin Miller
Oct 232 min read


FILM REVIEW: THE BLACK PHONE 2 (18) ESP RATING: 4/5
A chilling sequel that rings true... Black Phone 2 takes the eerie premise of its predecessor and ventures deeper into thrilling, supernatural territory. Directed once again by Scott Derrickson (Doctor Strange), the film sees Ethan Hawke return as the menacing Grabber, while Mason Thames and Madeleine McGraw reprise their roles as youngsters Finney and Gwen Blake. Newcomers Demián Bichir (Alien: Covenant) and Jeremy Davies (Saving Private Ryan) also add fresh texture to the e

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Oct 232 min read


FILM REVIEW: TRON – ARES (12A) RATING: 3/5
Will TRON ever have a large enough following to make the box-office money it so desperately wants from a big-budget movie? Yep – as me and my son found out at Easter with the ninety minute plus queue for the Lightcycle ride at Orlando’s Disney World – the appetite is potentially there, but the series really does seem to struggle to reach blockbuster status. And here, despite visual decadence, this – just like with the original TRON (1982) and it’s Legacy sequel (2010) – never
Gavin Miller
Oct 172 min read


FILM REVIEW: I SWEAR (15) ESP RATING: 5/5
A small film with a big heart – and one that’ll stay with you long after the credits roll. I took my mum to see I Swear, and before the lights dimmed, I warned her there would probably be tears based on what I’d seen in the trailer. There were indeed tears. Lots of them. Not just from us, but from several people around the room. But there was laughter too – and gasps – the kind of emotional ‘ebb and flow’ that only a film truly in tune with its audience can pull off. Directed

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Oct 162 min read


FILM REVIEW: THE SMASHING MACHINE (15) ESP RATING: 3.5/5
It doesn’t deliver the knockout blow its pre-release hype threatened – but it lands just enough punches to keep you watching. The title...

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Oct 92 min read


FILM REVIEW: ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER (15) ESP RATING: 5/5
Let me say it right off the bat – this is a perfect five-star movie! I don’t throw out a score like that lightly, but the latest film...

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Oct 22 min read


FILM REVIEW: A BIG BOLD BEAUTIFUL JOURNEY (15) ESP RATING: 2.5/5
Big and bold in ambition – but not always in its execution. Some films wear their intentions proudly on their sleeve, and A Big Bold...

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Sep 262 min read


FILM REVIEW: DOWNTON ABBEY – THE GRAND FINALE (PG) ESP RATING: 4/5
More of the same – and that’s exactly why it works. There’s something wonderfully soothing about returning to Downton Abbey. The Grand...

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Sep 182 min read


FILM REVIEW: THE LONG WALK (15) ESP RATING: 4.5/5
Weapons was arguably my favourite movie of the year so far – well this walks it very close. This emotional drama-thriller based on...
Gavin Miller
Sep 172 min read


FILM REVIEW: THE CONJURING – LAST RITES (15) ESP RATING: 4/5
A fitting farewell that dares to take it slow – before it screams! I walked into my screening with low expectations. The chatter online...

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Sep 112 min read


FILM REVIEW: THE LIFE OF CHUCK (15) ESP RATING: 4/5
A confusing, comforting surprise. Tom Hiddleston recently admitted in an interview that The Life of Chuck is ‘a confusing film to...

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Aug 273 min read


FILM REVIEW: NOBODY 2 (15) ESP RATING: 3.5/5
This fits the expected sequel formula – even though there’s still plenty of fun to be had . Just like with many actioners, from John Wick...
Gavin Miller
Aug 252 min read


FILM REVIEW: TOGETHER (15) ESP RATING: 4/5
A slow-burning, body-melding horror that’ll either haunt you – or totally lose you! Together is one of those rare horror films that goes...

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Aug 252 min read


FILM REVIEW: WEAPONS (18) ESP RATING: 4.5/5
This is without doubt one of the best movies of the year so far. Weapons fires off a truly inventive horror – as the director of 2022’s...
Gavin Miller
Aug 132 min read


FILM REVIEW: THE NAKED GUN (15) ESP RATING: 3.5/5
This reimaging of the iconic franchise is better than it had any right to be. Nearly forty years after the legendary original Leslie...
Gavin Miller
Aug 62 min read


FILM REVIEW: THE FANTASTIC FOUR – FIRST STEPS (12A)ESP RATING: 4/5
Marvel’s First Family could just have provided the course correction that the franchise’s cinematic universe so sorely needed. It...
Gavin Miller
Jul 303 min read


FILM REVIEW: SMURFS (U) ESP RATING: 2/5
A tale of two viewers – one unenthused grown-up and one gleeful six-year-old. Ask me and my son what we thought of the latest Smurfs...

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Jul 262 min read


FILM REVIEW: I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER (15) ESP RATING: 2/5
The recent Scream semi-reboots showed that you can successfully reignite an iconic horror franchise – but this sadly doesn’t know what...
Gavin Miller
Jul 262 min read
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