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FILM REVIEW: JURASSIC WORLD – REBIRTH (12A) ESP RATING: 3/5
The appetite for dinosaurs shows no signs of abating – if the opening weekend is anything to go by – with this solid summer blockbuster...
Gavin Miller
15 minutes ago2 min read


FILM REVIEW: F1 – THE MOVIE (12A) ESP RATING: 3.5/5
This mega-budgeted F1 movie is Days of Thunder for the modern generation – which is no bad thing for a summer blockbuster. Some of the...
Gavin Miller
Jul 33 min read


FILM REVIEW: ELIO (PG) ESP RATING: 4/5
It’s such a shame that original animations struggle to make the big box-office bucks nowadays. Case in point is this new animation from...
Gavin Miller
Jun 302 min read


FILM REVIEW: 28 YEARS LATER (15) ESP RATING: 3.5/5
28 Years Later may very well be the most divisive film of the year. Search for any post about it online, dive into the comments, and...

ESP Online
Jun 273 min read


FILM REVIEW: HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON (PG) ESP RATING: 3.5/5
Though the pacing may test younger viewers – this Dragon still soars! This live-action remake of How to Train Your Dragon probably lends...

ESP Online
Jun 232 min read


FILM REVIEW: BALLERINA (15) ESP RATING: 3.5/5
It’s pleasing to proclaim that this isn’t The Bourne Legacy of the John Wick series. With reports of re-shoots and production issues,...
Gavin Miller
Jun 122 min read


FILM REVIEW: CLOWN IN A CORNFIELD (15) ESP RATING: 3/5
A fine off-season horror snack – fast, loud, and soaked in blood. With a title like Clown in a Cornfield, you’d be forgiven for expecting...

ESP Online
Jun 112 min read


FILM REVIEW: KARATE KID – LEGENDS (12A) ESP RATING: 3.5/5
A gentle revival with a fighting spirit! Â Karate Kid: Legends injects fresh life into the iconic franchise while staying true to its...
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Jun 52 min read


FILM REVIEW: MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE – THE FINAL RECKONING (12A) ESP RATING: 4/5
Tom Cruise’s Mission: Impossible franchise goes out with an exhilarating bang. After a slow and methodical – fan service-laden – opening,...
Gavin Miller
May 312 min read


FILM REVIEW: LILO & STITCH (U) RATING: 3.5/5
A warm, wobbly, but wonderfully entertaining ride. I took my six-year-old son to see Disney’s 2025 live-action remake of Lilo & Stitch,...
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May 313 min read


FILM REVIEW: FINAL DESTINATION – BLOODLINES (15)
New generation. Same fate. Who would’ve thought the sixth instalment of the Final Destination franchise would turn out to be one of the...
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May 263 min read


FILM REVIEW: THUNDERBOLTS* / *THE NEW AVENGERS (12A) ESP RATING: 3/5
By the time you read this the name of Marvel’s latest offering could have been changed to its alternate New Avengers title – because...
Gavin Miller
May 73 min read


FILM REVIEW: UNTIL DAWN (15) ESP RATING: 3/5
Teenage horror with no brains, no stakes, but buckets of blood – and that might just be enough! Until Dawn is based on the popular...
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May 23 min read


FILM REVIEW: SINNERS (15) ESP RATING: 4/5
One of the most impressive – and definitely coolest – movies of the year so far is the latest Michael B Jordan/Ryan Coogler...
Gavin Miller
Apr 283 min read


FILM REVIEW: DROP (15) ESP RATING: 3.5/5
A modern-day thriller with shades of Hitchcock. I was instantly hooked the moment I saw the trailer for Drop. The premise grabbed me...
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Apr 242 min read


FILM REVIEW: A MINECRAFT MOVIE (PG) ESP RATING: 4/5
It’s chaotic. It’s weird. And your kid is going to love every second of it. I’m a little torn on how to write this review. I genuinely...
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Apr 113 min read


FILM REVIEW: NOVOCAINE (15) ESP RATING: 3/5
There’s been a lot of fun action-flicks over the past few years – but unfortunately this comes below expectations. Since Keanu Reeves’...
Gavin Miller
Apr 32 min read


FILM REVIEW: SNOW WHITE (PG) ESP RATING: 2/5
Out of all the Disney live-action remakes so far – toxicity meant this was destined to fail from the start. With a slew of criticism...
Gavin Miller
Mar 273 min read


FILM REVIEW: THE ELECTRIC STATE (12A) ESP RATING: 2.5/5
NETFLIX EXCLUSIVE, OUT NOW Â This joins the list of sub-standard streaming exclusive fare to come from the acclaimed Marvel Cinematic...
Gavin Miller
Mar 222 min read


FILM REVIEW: MICKEY 17 (15) ESP RATING: 3.5/5
There’s no disputing that everyone involved in this production give it their all. But it doesn’t quite come together to be the potential...
Gavin Miller
Mar 132 min read
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