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ESP Online
May 9, 20232 min read
FILM REVIEW: EVIL DEAD RISE (18) ESP RATING: 4.5/5
An almost-perfect horror movie that ticks all the right genre boxes! Right off the bat, let me start by saying that if you’re hoping this...
Gavin Miller
Apr 11, 20232 min read
FILM REVIEW: THE SUPER MARIO BROS MOVIE (PG) ESP RATING: 3.5/5
The first cinematic animation for the world’s most famous plumber plays it affectionately safe – but innovatively so. This...
ESP Online
Apr 7, 20232 min read
FILM REVIEW: DUNGEONS & DRAGONS – HONOUR AMONG THIEVES (12A) ESP RATING: 4/5
The most fun I’ve had in the cinema for quite a while! Right off the bat, I’ve never played D&D (though I’d love to learn if anyone is...
Gavin Miller
Feb 25, 20232 min read
FILM REVIEW: ANT-MAN & THE WASP – QUANTUMANIA (12A) ESP RATING: 3/5
Phase Five of Marvel’s Cinematic Universe starts with a pleasant buzz – by being a set-up for The Avengers next major protagonist more...
Gavin Miller
Feb 12, 20232 min read
FILM REVIEW: PUSS IN BOOTS – THE LAST WISH (PG) ESP RATING: 4/5
Animations (for the most part) have provided the law of diminishing returns in recent years – with even genre masters such as Pixar not...
Gavin Miller
Nov 17, 20223 min read
FILM REVIEW: BLACK PANTHER – WAKANDA FOREVER (12A) ESP RATING: 3.5/5
You could quite easily argue that without the emotional narrative running throughout – this could have been grouped with Marvel’s other...
ESP Online
Nov 5, 20212 min read
FILM REVIEW: LAST NIGHT IN SOHO (18) ESP RATING: 4/5
Acclaimed Baby Driver director Edgar Wright fires out another hit with this breathtakingly satisfying – if uneven – psychological...
Gavin Miller
Aug 20, 20212 min read
FILM REVIEW: JUNGLE CRUISE (12A) ESP RATING: 3/5
After being given the ‘captain’s hat’ in 1983 on this attraction at Florida’s Walt Disney World at the tender age of six – it was always...
Gavin Miller
Aug 9, 20212 min read
FILM REVIEW: THE CROODS 2 – A NEW AGE (U) ESP RATING: 3/5
This sequel to 2013’s generally well-received animation carves out a competent new age for the prehistoric family – mainly due to the...
Gavin Miller
Jul 30, 20212 min read
FILM REVIEW: OLD (15) ESP RATING: 3/5
As with most M Night Shyamalan films – pretty much bar his very first with The Sixth Sense – his movies always prove to be divisive. And...
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